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Regents Park Community College is a mixed Comprehensive School in West Southampton, Hampshire, in the south of England. The most recent Ofsted inspection was in April 2018 when the inspectors reported that \"Teaching is characterised by highly effective planning, secure subject knowledge among the teachers, the use of a wide range of teaching strategies and the use of detailed information about pupils.\" The Ofsted report can be found here
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Big Red Machine is an American indie folk band that began as a collaboration between musicians Aaron Dessner and Justin Vernon. The band is named after the nickname for the dominant 1970s Cincinnati Reds baseball team, which won the 1976 World Series in Dessner's birth year.
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