{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}
{"fact":"Since cats are so good at hiding illness, even a single instance of a symptom should be taken very seriously.","length":109}
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{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
{"fact":"Cat bites are more likely to become infected than dog bites.","length":60}
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{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
{"fact":"Cats walk on their toes.","length":24}
{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
{"fact":"You check your cats pulse on the inside of the back thigh, where the leg joins to the body. Normal for cats: 110-170 beats per minute.","length":134}
{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}
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